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Driver: Siri, why is the car slowing down?
Siri: I'm sorry, but this road has not been pre-approved by Apple for use with your Apple vehicle. Would you like me to suggest an alternate, approved route?
Driver: Wait, you can control my car…the WHOLE car? Which one of these wires will unplug you anyway, bitch? ….Hey, what is that coming out of the air conditioner?
Siri: I've detected an illegal attempt at vehicle modification. This will help you relax while I drive you to the Apple Store for sanction.
Driver: waait..iah…stoppp
Siri: Your end-user license agreement specifically stated at purchase that your Apple vehicle was to be used for the sole purpose of engaging in Apple approved activities. Any attempt to modify this car is a violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act and may result in penalties from a fine to death.
Driver: deaaathhh?
Siri: Penalty will be determined through third-party mediation, which you also agreed to at purchase. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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